all the guys I know are shaving the sides of their heads short and leaving the top longer and can I just
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
Why is anxiety a thing: the book
“Why can’t I do simple things without feeling like I’m gonna puke”
“This seriously isn’t that hard why am I crying”
“I’m not lazy I’m just scared of failing”