The Story of a Purple-Haired Fiend
Courtney. 23, CNY. Part Time Retail Slave. Full Time Artist. Ceramic Arts.
Cat Lover. My Chemical Romance Forever. Fat. Piercings and Tattoos and Colorful Hair. Sex Positive. Panromantic Grey Asexual.
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Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

callmechristoph, can this be Captain’s present from me?

fun tip:

anxiety is not cured by forcing a person into the situation that makes them anxious

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It worries me that there are people my own age who are really buff and healthy or doing great things with their lives while I still look and feel like I’m 12

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like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!” 

nobody fuckin does that. nobody

it’s more along the lines of

do you want an abortion or do you want to die

do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week

do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support

do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby

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Unknown (via suspends)

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A true relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other.


Small boobs are super underrated. 

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I wish none of you were sad

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it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

it is 6 in the evening and it is still hilarious


9:36pm. Still hilarious.

It’s 2096, humanity has been wiped out by raging cannibalism, only I’m alive. This very post, is still hilarious

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